Scooter allowed me to interrupt him while he was reading a book about his role model, Steve Jobs, to answer some questions.
Why won’t the human give us more food? We’ve gotten her to to feed us earlier but she doesn’t seem to know that means she has to feed us again at 7:00. How can we fix this?
Still staring at the door at 10:00 pm,
Food? Love food! Food good! Kitty is my friend!
Err.. Never mind. You are a dope. I’ll handle this myself.
the only one here with a brain
P.S. Stop peeing on the corner of the Fortress of Cattitude. It’s rude and it smells!
That’s it for Ask Scooter. Until next time!